The Pastatutes - Apartment Tour
An irreverent animated apartment tour with adult jokes and ensemble dialogue.
By DefinitelyNot. 54 lines · 2m 40s total · 2.96s average · includes a Dub Mode scene video.
Characters included in The Pastatutes - Apartment Tour
This retro pack leans on 54 voice lines featuring sample characters such as John, Farfallatio, Macahoni, Floosilli. Use it when your group wants hard difficulty reads with clear delivery prompts. Voice Jam keeps each challenge short enough for parties while still giving streamers a readable on-screen line.
Best play modes for this pack
Quick Play is a safe opener; Twitch-friendly nights also work when the prompts are punchy and readable on a capture card. Browse more styles in the free dubbing voice packs library, or read voice over game modes before you host.
How to start an audition with The Pastatutes - Apartment Tour
Open the play studio with this pack selected, allow microphone access, and run one silent level check. Read the character name and prompt aloud so everyone hears the target vibe, then record a single take. Compare category scores, retry if needed, and rotate to the next sample line. When the table wants a new flavor, return to the packs index or the choicer voicer game home page for mode ideas.
Dub Mode Scene
Included Challenge Dialogue
"Excuse me, are you the pasta hookers who do anything for cash?"
"I challenge you to find another example of anything remotely like this."
"Good point! What do you pay for rent in New York?"
"Enough that I gotta split it with the dream team over here."
"*burp*"
"Can I get a tour of your apartment?"
"*gasp* He wants a whore tour?"
"Yaaay, whore tour, whore tour!"
"Pony up enough cash and you can get the \"world tour\"."
"I can't, I uh, got a gluten allergy,"
"But I'll give you ten bucks to see the apartment."
"Eh, what the heck. A John's a John."
"So, here's the kitchen."
"The plumbing's been busted for weeks, so, we've been collecting drippings from the ceiling to stay hydrated."
"Hoping the landlord sends someone soon."
"Otherwise we might have to start getting all \"Bear Grylls\" up in here."
"We don't like doing that for free."
"Ah, speaking of which, watch out for the buckets."
"They're ah, not all for catching water. *laughs*"
"We call them... \"struggle buckets\"."
"Euphemisms go a long way these days."
"That explains the smell."
"I put out some potpourri but Floo thought they were chips or something."
"They made the bathroom hurt real bad."
"Anyway, check out our balcony."
"The fire escape?"
"It is temporarily a balcony,"
"Until such time that we are no longer temporarily embarrassed."
"How do you... escape the fire escape?"
"*scoffs* Fire escape escape? Too bougie for our blood."
"We only pay five and a half grand a month for this place, after all. Can't expect the Ritz-Carlton."
"Ugh! I betcha they got some real fancy struggle buckets over at the Ritz. Ugh."
"Speaking of Ritz. Whore tour hors devors?"
"Em... \"hors d'oeuvres\"?"
"What's a \"derve\"?"
"*sigh* Floo? Again?"
"I told you, I like it when the forks are a little warm."
"Alright, well, thanks for the tour."
"Good luck with... this. I'm gonna leave. Through the door. While I still can."
"Oh watch out for that--ahh... bucket."
"*heaving*"
"*heaving* Oh god."
"It's got pieces of potpourri in it. *gags*"
"Did you at least get what you needed?"
"Sure, and I just remembered... why I usually script these videos."
"You sure you don't wanna be the meat in our ragù tonight?"
"I'm good. Thanks."
"To be clear, I was implying sex, not cannabalism."
"Yep. Still good."
"Oh, be careful on the stairs, they're a little--"
"*bottom noises*"
"...sticky."
"Why do you keep giving me information too late?!"
"Ahh, that video is definitely gonna go viral!"